A blessing on the BAFTAs red carpet.
So I'd like to draw your attention to something very important, something that I feel needs to be discussed immediately – Orlando goddamn Bloom.
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Jeff Spicer
Because I don't know about you, but like... I'd kinda forgotten? Sure, he's a beautiful man, but he'd basically fallen off my thirst radar.
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But then he arrived at the awards last night and my thirst radar broke down under all the unexpected stress.
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Even when he posed for a picture with Gugu Mbatha-Raw and James Ivory, I just couldn't look at anything else other than that face which, I'm calling it, was carved by actual angels.
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You're welcome.
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