Fifty shades of thirst.
Let's start off simple, with Jamie Dornan, fully clothed, looking hot.
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Here he is, jacket off, looking hotter.
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And here he is in the Fifty Shades Sex Jeans™, looking hottest.
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But wait! It gets even hotter from here.
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Because Jamie Dornan strutting around with no clothes on is a sight to behold.
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I mean, just look at him walking away!
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Not to mention coming back again.
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LOOK AT THE GUY EXERCISING!
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HOW DARE HE.
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HNGNGNNGNGNNGG.
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Need to cool down? Here's a cold shower...which actually might have the opposite effect.
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OK, here is the real breather. Jamie Dornan, still handsome AF, but his hotness contained in a suit.
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I mean, just BARELY contained, but still.
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OK yeah now I'm parched, how about you?
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Oh shit the clothes are coming off again.
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HIS HOTNESS WILL NOT BE CONTAINED.
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Oh fuck we're on to the underwear ads now.
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A&TRF&(AGCUOASFS&FTAIF.
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HUW(&RPFG(A&UGBUO.
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Oh! Remember when he was totally hot and totally clothed on Once Upon a Time?
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Like, he was aaaall about the layers. And it was great!
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Look at that thick armour.
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He pretty much invented the leather look that Hook later stole.
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🔥🔥🔥.
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Oh damn he's naked again.
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I mean, daaaaamn.
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OK, let's move on to his character in The Fall. A serial killer – more like boner-killer, amirite?
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Except...
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He's a fucking HOT, NAKED serial killer.
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WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO RIGHT WHEN IT IS SO WRONG??!!
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We better move on to something much safer. Like Jamie Dornan playing golf. Sports! Boring, blergh!
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Oh wait...
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JAMIE FREAKING DORNAN STILL LOOKS MAJESTIC AND HOT AF LIKE THIS WHILE CASUALLY PLAYING GOLF.
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What the hell, here's one more shirtless shot.
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I LIED. HERE'S ANOTHER.
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OK one more for the road and we're done here for real.
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Goodbye.
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