There’s more than one type of three-way, FYI.
This thirtysomething who ~really~ knows how to use their hands on Friday nights.
"I'd like to buy a vowel. O, as in the sound I made your mother make last night."
Or this thirtysomething who likes their Fridays kinda rough.
"Mr. Grey will see you now...if you're still awake."
This thirtysomething who knows just where to stick it in for an extra hot Friday night.
Faster please.
Or this thirtysomething who's having a VERY exclusive party.
Sorry, this is a "family only" event.